Welcome to idiotwatch...
From the people that brought you The Opinion, World of Sven and Pete's Life, comes Idiotwatch. A full-colour feature length blog that documents the lives and opinions of three of the finest young minds in South Manchester and St Andrews.
"Utterly breathtaking...splendid" World Blog Review
"I am fat. Give me all your crisps and coke." National Fattist Digest (here)
"A potential magnum opus...the cut and thrust of a mid-period Paul Gauguin" Pointless Critic
Idiotwatch may contain the following:
LANGUAGE: not Welsh
NUDITY: rare, non-mingerial
VIOLENCE: graphic allusions, Rambo-esque
OTHER: Humour, opinions, subterfuge, uberfuge and mid-terfuge
"Utterly breathtaking...splendid" World Blog Review
"I am fat. Give me all your crisps and coke." National Fattist Digest (here)
"A potential magnum opus...the cut and thrust of a mid-period Paul Gauguin" Pointless Critic
Idiotwatch may contain the following:
LANGUAGE: not Welsh
NUDITY: rare, non-mingerial
VIOLENCE: graphic allusions, Rambo-esque
OTHER: Humour, opinions, subterfuge, uberfuge and mid-terfuge
posted by Sven at 9:44 PM
4 Comments:
Question. Will you, once in a while, choose an idiot to spotlight, a la animal-of-the-week from Jonny's blog, and discuss? And if so, can I nominate Idiot Number One?
Second question:
"sister" blog? Is there an undercurrent there, gentlemen? ;)
Therese, the same idea had occurred to me this afternoon as I was walking home from a lecture I did not understand at all. You may nominate an idiot, but only if the person you nominate actually is an idiot.
An undercurrent of what? Sven has three sisters who all look exactly the same. There's an undercurrent of something there, I'm certain.
You can believe I'm homosexual if you want, if that's what you meant. People often do, because I wear waistcoats and occasionaly use the word "lovely" without irony.
Interesting.
Actually I'm relatively certain that Pete, Sven and yourself are heterosexual.
No, instead, in fact, I was alluding to an obscure possibility that Sven might actually be a woman in real life.
Idiot nomination number one: Jared of Subway commercial fame. Please please please let him be idiot number one.
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